Reblogged from Army Of Awesome People:
Despite my failed interview at the Rocking Chair Factory, I felt I had this one in the bag. I was nailing every question, the conversation was comfortable and I had offered my interviewer a stick of gum several times, just like all of the experts recommend.
“Everything looks great,” the interviewer looked at me with a smile. “Oh, if I could just get your resume.”
"The monkey had signed me up for the mob." rivals "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" in the 'Language has infinite combinations' department...