Deadliest Catch Recap 6/19/12 AND 6/26/12: From Hell’s Heart I Crab At Thee

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Hey y’all, it’s great to be back! After a week away with no television whatsoever (well, except for a couple of minutes of last week’s Portugal-Czech Republic match on a bar TV), I doubled-down on crab this week. This recap … Continue reading

Revolving Doors‽‽‽ The Future™ is here!

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“What the hell is this? Some quadfurcated glass cylinder of death and maiming? Do I have to wait for safety? Does safety only come after an infuriating passage of time?” “Yesssss… [beat] Noooo… Man! Very nice! Works every time.!” Lots of … Continue reading

The worst thing White people have ever done…

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According to reliable science, the summer of 1999 was the first time in the United States that the self-reported ethnicity surveys showed that the population of white people went down. Why? “Them dang Negros breed like rabbits!” Hah, hah, no, … Continue reading

Deadliest Catch Recap 6/12/12: No Pain, No Gain

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NOTE: I will be out of town next week and won’t be able to provide a recap in a timely manner. But I will try to catch a rerun of next week’s ep when I get back and put something … Continue reading

I, Revisited, In a Way

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Like many American males in their 30′s, I am a pretty sporty dude – if, that is, you consider “sporty” sitting on my couch with as few articles of clothing as is possible (which varies wildly depending on who is … Continue reading

Deadliest Catch Recap 6/5/12: Falling In Crab Again

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It’s opilio crab time on the Bering Sea! As the fleet prepares for the typically brutal winter fishing season, ominous weather reports come in of strong northerly winds across the region, which tend to push the Arctic ice pack far … Continue reading