During the fierce battle to be the Republican contestant to challenge the current Obama, I often wondered why so many of your people preferred The Shifting One. I ultimately decided it was because he seemed to be the least offensive … Continue reading
Category Archives: Politics
Legislating Hate: Jan Brewer Edition
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When supra-animated Hayao Miyazaki villain turned self-loathing-female Governor of Arizona Jan Brewer signed a bill last week that bans the use of taxpayer money to fund Planned Parenthood, it was framed by conservatives as a triumph in the battle against … Continue reading
Legistlating Hate
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I have been up and down this thing and all around it and I still do not understand it. On Monday, May 8th, 2012, the citizens of North Carolina overwhelmingly voted to severely limit the rights of same-sex couples, with … Continue reading
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Junior Obama
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Now that The Round One has agreed to eventually cease hostilities and end his futile campaign to become the next Obama, political pundits like myself are left wondering who The Shifting One will choose as his second, his potential Junior … Continue reading
Carlos, Q & AT-AT
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Since I began writing this column for Sink the Boat, I have been inundated with questions from new friends. I thank you for your questions, though many of them are not about politics, my area of expertise here. Some of … Continue reading
What in the For Real Fuck is Wrong With Ted Nugent?
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This guy, right? Fucking Ted Nugent, man. This is what Ted Nugent had to say recently about President Obama, whose administration will probably be a blueprint for Mitt Romney, should Romney win the Presidency (keep in mind, as well, that … Continue reading
Obama’s latest GLBT employment protection pledge is an empty promise.
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Last week, President Obama chose not to enact an executive order that would have prohibited discrimination against the GLBT employees of federal contractors. Obama’s recent refusal is indicative of a much larger problem: the president and the government’s apparent apathy … Continue reading
Why Won’t Your Republicans Let Morrissey Be Great?
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“Santorum Stops Running” was the title that my editors here at your Sink the Boat suggested for this piece. I thought that it fit the piece badly and could not understand why it seemed so amusing to them. Confused, I … Continue reading
So You're Going to Be Arrested at a Protest
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First of all, shame on you: protesting is un-American. Unless it's the kind of protesting that involves yelling about runaway government spending while you're seated comfortably in a Rascal scooter purchased with some of that sweet Medicare cash. But since you're determined to be a hippie about it, here's some advice for staying out of trouble once the heroes in blue decide to arrest your stinky, anarchist ass:
Wisdom that seems more and more useful with each approaching day...
The New Evolution
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Never content to just sit down and shut up and just really think about what they’re doing for a goddamn minute, conservative legislators in Oklahoma are close to passing a bill that would introduce “Creation Science” into the classroom as … Continue reading
