Have you guys seen that Modelo commercial where the three “hipster” dudes walk into the bar and the narrator’s talking about how mathematically awesome they are? And he says something about the group’s “Ace in the Hole”? The “garage rock … Continue reading
Like many American males in their 30′s, I am a pretty sporty dude – if, that is, you consider “sporty” sitting on my couch with as few articles of clothing as is possible (which varies wildly depending on who is … Continue reading
IT’S ALL CAPS DAY, YOU DUMB SHITS.
I recently received some criticism that there’s just not enough ME around here. Well, that’s not entirely true, I was actually accused of being the captain of a ship that is sailing the poisoned waters of solipsism. As is evidenced … Continue reading
With a centuries-long addiction to visiting atrocities upon the heads of non-believers, Christians, in general, have quite a bit of reckoning coming to them. None more so, however, than the original Christian himself: Jesus Christ. “Whoa whoa whoa!”, you could … Continue reading
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When supra-animated Hayao Miyazaki villain turned self-loathing-female Governor of Arizona Jan Brewer signed a bill last week that bans the use of taxpayer money to fund Planned Parenthood, it was framed by conservatives as a triumph in the battle against … Continue reading
I have been up and down this thing and all around it and I still do not understand it. On Monday, May 8th, 2012, the citizens of North Carolina overwhelmingly voted to severely limit the rights of same-sex couples, with … Continue reading
[I found out recently that my friend and fellow Boater really loves pants-pooping stories. Here's mine.] I found this bottle of pills under a booth in the restaurant. I emptied it out on the bar and inspected its contents with … Continue reading
This guy, right? Fucking Ted Nugent, man. This is what Ted Nugent had to say recently about President Obama, whose administration will probably be a blueprint for Mitt Romney, should Romney win the Presidency (keep in mind, as well, that … Continue reading
Enough with things I don’t like. How about some stuff I do like. What follows is a list of songs that I have listened to repeatedly over the years. They’re all fairly old, but they’re all still alive. 5. The … Continue reading