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“What the hell is this? Some quadfurcated glass cylinder of death and maiming? Do I have to wait for safety? Does safety only come after an infuriating passage of time?” “Yesssss… [beat] Noooo… Man! Very nice! Works every time.!” Lots of … Continue reading
According to reliable science, the summer of 1999 was the first time in the United States that the self-reported ethnicity surveys showed that the population of white people went down. Why? “Them dang Negros breed like rabbits!” Hah, hah, no, … Continue reading
Would a vagine (or, I guess, a pene) that tasted like peanut butter and jelly be a good thing or a bad thing? Discuss. …I’m asking for a friend.
First and foremost, I do not condone the viewing of movies downloaded on the internet. Especially not ones with shitty Greek subtitles and grainy graphics. I only did it to allow myself a critic’s sneak preview, as I do intend to … Continue reading
Shaquille O’Neal was the source of one of the best and silliest quotes one of my friends made, that while not objectively that funny, makes me giggle everytime I think of it. In the mid-2000s the topic of O’Neal’s plans of … Continue reading
There I said it. And I say it even more here. Sorry, I’ve been seeing other sites, too. But this one is pretty awesome, if you like independent art and comics that aren’t about superheroes…
Damn you, internet! Damn you to Hell! My junior year of college I was in the dorm study hall/utility room (made it through five years of college without ever going to the liberry. Except for when I had a class … Continue reading
You mean well. Probably. But you sound like an asshole. The busboy looks Hispanickish, so when he pours you some water or clears the bread plates, you say, “Gracias.” Totally normal, right? It’s the language he speaks and all. Probably. … Continue reading
Just saying.
Hey! Look at that person! Do you know that person? It doesn’t matter. Are they gaining weight? Going bald? Going gray? Sweaty? Point it out to them! RIGHT AWAY, THEY ARE PROBABLY UNAWARE! Look! Another person! Is their hair shorter … Continue reading
