During the fierce battle to be the Republican contestant to challenge the current Obama, I often wondered why so many of your people preferred The Shifting One. I ultimately decided it was because he seemed to be the least offensive … Continue reading
Author Archives: Carlos the AT-AT
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Junior Obama
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Now that The Round One has agreed to eventually cease hostilities and end his futile campaign to become the next Obama, political pundits like myself are left wondering who The Shifting One will choose as his second, his potential Junior … Continue reading
Carlos, Q & AT-AT
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Since I began writing this column for Sink the Boat, I have been inundated with questions from new friends. I thank you for your questions, though many of them are not about politics, my area of expertise here. Some of … Continue reading
Why Won’t Your Republicans Let Morrissey Be Great?
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“Santorum Stops Running” was the title that my editors here at your Sink the Boat suggested for this piece. I thought that it fit the piece badly and could not understand why it seemed so amusing to them. Confused, I … Continue reading
Of Ultrasounds and Etch-A-Sketches
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In my defense, I was seduced. The joyful noise of your The Smiths, the deliciousness of your chile rellenos, the wisdom of your Judge Alex—I never stood a chance. What began as curiosity about your culture, turned slowly to a … Continue reading
