According to reliable science, the summer of 1999 was the first time in the United States that the self-reported ethnicity surveys showed that the population of white people went down.

Why?

“Them dang Negros breed like rabbits!” Hah, hah, no, Uncle Elroy, that’s not it…

Increased immigration?

Amnesty for illegal residents?

No, none of the above.

Because of this:

After this song by LFO (which stands for… wait for it… Lyte Funkie Ones [sic]), millions of Americans choose to self-report as other, far too shamed to admit being white…