Would a vagine (or, I guess, a pene) that tasted like peanut butter and jelly be a good thing or a bad thing?
Discuss.
…I’m asking for a friend.
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the boat is full of holes
Would a vagine (or, I guess, a pene) that tasted like peanut butter and jelly be a good thing or a bad thing?
Discuss.
…I’m asking for a friend.
It would be a bad thing. I like food, I like sex, but keep them separate. Though it would be an interesting novelty, I’m going to categorically say “BAD”.
What’s a “vagine”? Is that, like, a vagina that’s been slow-cooked in a special earthenware pot with a variety of vegetables and spices? If so I would think the peanut butter and jelly would just make that taste really weird.
I’m going to have to agree with the naysayers (or disagree with any yaysayers): Sex doesn’t mix with peanut butter and jelly.
By the way, there’s a great cartoon in this week’s New Yorker featuring a masked, leather-clad couple in bed, eating little sandwiches off plates. The caption reads: S&M & PB&J.
I would think it would depend on who you’re asking. If you’re asking adults, well, as you can see, adults aren’t super in to it. However, a toddler would love it. But then you’d be a pedophile, and I would shoot you in the face.
Also, a dog would be very enthusiastic about it, as urban mythology will attest. But, then you would be a pervert, and PETA might shoot you in the face.
Here’s the rule on mixing sex and food: Yes if it’s something that is typically licked. No if it is something typically chomped. PB&J falls under the “chomping” category. So no.