With a centuries-long addiction to visiting atrocities upon the heads of non-believers, Christians, in general, have quite a bit of reckoning coming to them. None more so, however, than the original Christian himself: Jesus Christ.
“Whoa whoa whoa!”, you could very possibly be saying to yourself. “Hey, man,” you would potentially say to me, “Jesus was a good guy, he had a lot of great things to say, he was a mensch, a revolutionary of love!”
“Well,” I would say to you, if we were having this conversation face to face, “then he should have WROTE THAT SHIT DOWN HIMSELF!”
I’m serious. Do any of you have any idea how different things might be if he had just shut the fuck up for one minute and written his ideas, his philosophies, his sermons, all that shit down himself instead of leaving it to who the fuck even knows to do it for him? I mean, seriously, do we even know who wrote the Gospels? I am relatively certain that we do not. We do know, however, who did not write them: Jesus.
That’s why, as of this moment, Jesus Christ of Nazareth is officially on the Official Sink the Boat SHIT LIST. See:
The Official Sink the Boat SHIT LIST:
3. Jesus Christ of Nazareth
I’m sorry, buddy, but take this as a learning opportunity. You have to write it down.
