Hey, I want a pear right now. Go get me one? Thanks.
What? A Packham Pear?
What do I look like, some kind of Australian pack mule? Go get me people food, jerk.
Ugh, Bosc? Bosc??? Are you kidding me? Eww.
Oh, finally, a Barltett. Also known as a Williams’ Bon Chrétien. Yes, that is the pear I wanted. You should have brought that to me first. Idiots.